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Happy Scandal Day!

...otherwise known as "Singles Awareness Day (SAD)" or "St. Valentine's Day." I much prefer scandal to either of those depressing reasons to consume. I plan on spending zero dollars, listening to "Exile in Guyville" on repeat, and loving with the same intensity that I do every other day of the year.

But in honor of the extra emphasis everyone else is placing on love, here is a Wordle of the words this blog loves.


And here, David Bowie leads a cultish mid-nineties arts colony of shaved head industrial types who rather enjoy mannequins.

And here, Rihanna ball-gags her detractors and wraps herself in plastic.

And here, Nicki Minaj does the fairy tale thing and is still a BAMF.

And finally, Max Bemis warbles about phone sex and religious guilt.

Watch an endless chain of John Cusack films! Take advantage of candy sales! High five Alanis Morissette! Wonder aloud who the Arcade Fire is!

However you choose to celebrate, be sure to blow a raspberry at those around you acting like it's the end of the relationship if this day isn't the most magical they've ever had.

(And in case you didn't know, the Ribcage Kids are performing at AS 220 in Providence tomorrow night. Doors at 8:45. Come be my anti-Valentine!)